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The binary software is pretested and avoids the fragmentation that can happen when only a source product is provided, Hofer said. In delivering a binary offering, Sun is following a trend toward delivering more finished solutions, he said.
… when asked “so tell me, how do you really feel about open source?”
Though we’re proud of our operational performance in operating Amazon S3 for almost 2.5 years, we know that any downtime is unacceptable and we won’t be satisfied until performance is statistically indistinguishable from perfect.
You can never be too statistically indistinguishable from slandered-bodied or financially-solvent.
There have been inaccurate reports published this week regarding layoffs at BitTorrent, Inc. We would like to clarify that BitTorrent remains focused on generating the most value for our partners and customers to drive long-term success. While layoffs are always a difficult course of action, we have reduced our staff to better align our resources around our core content delivery infrastructure business. Contrary to published reports, we reduced less than 20% of our team and those impacted were distributed across our organization, rather than focused on a single department.
A simple yes/no would suffice.
Jack Dempsey
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