Dear Valued Customer,
Thank you for submitting your suggestion. Our suggestion box is always open for you.
We understand that you would like to rm -rf /windows, or at least rm -rf /crapware. Unfortunately, we do not understand what either of these means, and are unable to assist you at this time.
Rest assure that we are listening to your concerns, and are working together with our partners to secure a future in which we can offer you machines pre-loaded with Microsoft Linux at no extra savings for you.
Once again, thank you for your suggestion, and have a nice day.
P.S: As a courtesy, our service department would like to remind you that replacing the operating system on your machine voids your warranty.